I Have No Identity

This whole name changing thing is a pain. At the beginning of December, I stood in line for over an hour to get my drivers license changed and 6 weeks later they still haven't mailed me my new one. So I'm stuck carrying around a paper license and a cut up plastic one (they chop the top off so you don't give it to someone). And yes I have to show both in order to be served a cocktail...NOT ideal. Then on top of that my new social security card randomly disappeared (I think it ended up in the trash). So I currently have no identity. I'm like Jason Bourne. The funny thing is, in order to get another SS card, I have to show A) my drivers license which I don't have and B) proof of citizenship (passport) which hasn't been updated to my new name. Just lovely. Oh well I guess I'll figure it out!